the boy with the most cake
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boy kampai : utak alkohol
12.10.2006

tsk tsk tsk

torture the house lizard a.k.a. Hemidactylus frenatus is scientific speak for "this m*therf*cker craps on my bed and needs to die"

i'm thinking of chopping it's head off, with a dull cutter. but i heard them body's gonna grow out of severed head. very clever f*cker. but i figured, once said head is removed, i put glue on neck area. so body shan't grow. 1 point!



i must say though, house lizard crap's kinda artistic. like an exclamation point. something fido dido might poop out.

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i have also rekindled a love for oyster. crassostrea gigas which might be latin for "squishy mulch inside weird shaped shell, that makes pearl"

i'm a fan of oyster specially if it's smothered in butter, served on a platter, drinking with a girl friend. and i'm paying. that's gotta be something.

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new coke commercial, trippy. it's this fantastical, colorful depcition of what happens inside a coke vending machine. so i figured, hmm.. germs and little weird things, probably icky and dangerous, crawl all over my coke before it's served. AND! i have never met a vending machine that dispenses coke bottles. only cans.

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absolut raspberry tastes like robitussin. like bad red wine. i make a face each sip of it. but good buzz. so can't complain.


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enjoying my new callcenter gig. pays well. nice office. motiff is zigzag grey and violet cubicle. with overcomplicated but well crafted ergonomic chair. i want one in front of the dvd player.

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can't say the same for my boss though. boss is this 7 foot unshaved fairy stuffed in a 5 foot sack who wears heels and men's clothes. sometimes a scarf would accent his hideousness. his accent is loathesome. spews out really corny one liners. who goes by the name virginia fl*wers. wow! in a bad way

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that's it. i digress.

















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